Kermit the Frog and John the Baptist... both liked to eat bugs.
Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist... both loved eating honey.
Aside from eating, what do all three have in common?
Click & drag over the gap: (----> same middle name <----)
You're laughing despite yourself, aren't you? Well, I didn't say it was the best joke I'd ever heard. It's just my favorite joke to tell, especially in a group.
I tag every blogger who reads this - tell your *favorite* joke. Funny or not. That can be typed. Non-bloggers can leave theirs in the comments.
Two baptist walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
The plural of baptist is baptist?
Whoa, cool. Just like burrito.
Now I think I need to go eat two or three burrito.
Maybe it was just one baptist who was big enough for two people? Or maybe I just misspelled baptists?
Nope. Sorry. I like my dramatic interpretation of the original text much better than your bland emendation. So there. ;-)
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