The new A-fili-ation

I don't often post about the debate of the week in biblioblogdom, but I do try to keep up. Of all the recent entries into the recent hoo-hah, this contribution is worth ten pounds of belly laughs. Whatever else we do in disagreement, it's always nice to be able to laugh. For example:

"I can't stand these people. They only invited us to their private party to avoid looking like snobs."

John said, filling his plate at the buffet line.